Monday, October 5, 2009

They Definitely Need To Be In A Workshop



Coming back from a workshop, there was something I wanted to blog about. Will verbattim the process for better understanding...


Scene: The workshop, a senior Professor, is surrounded by hand-picked company of girls... they are about to begin discussion on a topic on "Process"... and the dialogue goes as follows in the paradise of fools...


Antique Prof: O.K before we begin, lets understand what 'supervision process' is.

Aspiring Student: Sir, whats a 'process'?
Antique Prof: Yeah, thats what I want to start with. O.K, since none of you know, let me explain what a process is.

(It was almost nearing lunch time)


Antique Prof: When we go for a buffet, we first take the plate, right?

Aspiring Students: Yes, sir!
Antique Prof: Then we take some chappatis, right?
Aspiring Students: Yes, sir (in Chorus)
Antique Prof: Then we take some chicken, then some mutton, then some raitha and proceed to eat... right?

Aspiring Students: oh, yes sir! (now almost reaching a fake state of ecstasy)


Antique Prof: We do not dump everything in one... rather, we follow a system and that is process my dear!


(I would have expected light effects and more drama at this point. However, this old guy, being a bachelor and having every right to be so, is also supposedly a very powerful person in his own den. So now for the hysterical part...)


Antique Prof: Now did you get it?


(As he secretly pryes on the fake attention, his quiet satisfaction got busted when one among the few said...)


Aspiring Student: No, sir!


Antique Prof: Why?


Aspiring Student: "I am a vegetarian sir!"


(Duh! I almost fell off my chair hearing this... untill this old guy goes...)


Antique Prof: O.K, so you take a plate, you take some chappatis, you take some mushroom, you take some gobi manchurian, some raitha and proceed to eat... now thats a process... (puff! pant! puffed out!) Did you get it?


Aspiring Student: Ahhh! now I understood it.


(Professor giggles, I almost lose my balance... I can hear the chorus "Long live the community of fools" singing in high pitch somewhere in the corner of my head)


Bottomline: Wonder how some so called 'Men' behave like fools in the company of women

2 comments:

umashankar said...

Well, Sir, that is another process. One, in which, the Prime Creator fumbled!

That was an interesting read.

Fredjeev said...

There is a Tamil proverb which goes... "Yan-naikkum adi saru-kum" translated it means 'even an elephant slips at times'.