Coming back from a workshop, there was something I wanted to blog about. Will verbattim the process for better understanding...
Scene: The workshop, a senior Professor, is surrounded by hand-picked company of girls... they are about to begin discussion on a topic on "Process"... and the dialogue goes as follows in the paradise of fools...
Antique Prof: O.K before we begin, lets understand what 'supervision process' is.
(It was almost nearing lunch time)
Antique Prof: When we go for a buffet, we first take the plate, right?
Aspiring Students: oh, yes sir! (now almost reaching a fake state of ecstasy)
Antique Prof: We do not dump everything in one... rather, we follow a system and that is process my dear!
(I would have expected light effects and more drama at this point. However, this old guy, being a bachelor and having every right to be so, is also supposedly a very powerful person in his own den. So now for the hysterical part...)
Antique Prof: Now did you get it?
(As he secretly pryes on the fake attention, his quiet satisfaction got busted when one among the few said...)
Aspiring Student: No, sir!
Antique Prof: Why?
Aspiring Student: "I am a vegetarian sir!"
(Duh! I almost fell off my chair hearing this... untill this old guy goes...)
Antique Prof: O.K, so you take a plate, you take some chappatis, you take some mushroom, you take some gobi manchurian, some raitha and proceed to eat... now thats a process... (puff! pant! puffed out!) Did you get it?
Aspiring Student: Ahhh! now I understood it.
(Professor giggles, I almost lose my balance... I can hear the chorus "Long live the community of fools" singing in high pitch somewhere in the corner of my head)
Bottomline: Wonder how some so called 'Men' behave like fools in the company of women