Me: The main reasons for divorce and separation are sex and communication according to recent researches and family counselling practitioners I came across during a symposium.
The Wise One (TWO): Sex and communication enh?!
Me: Yeah, sex and communication.
(In a while...)
TWO: Isn't sex a non-verbal communication?
TWO: A non-verbal communication of love?
Me: Yeah, perhaps.
TWO: Then why don't we just say "communication" is the culprit for broken homes?!